The Definition of Obama

Santorum: n. 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. 2. Senator Rick Santorum.
A little context. Dan Savage made the name ‘Santorum’ synonymous with the gooey byproduct of anal sex as a protest against Rick Santorum’s anti-gay stance. It entered into pop culture and has been the Republican presidential candidates’ ‘Google Problem’ ever since. Following Savage’s lead, Jayel Aheram (the photographer and Iraq War vet) amongst others has attempted to associate Obama with a gooey byproduct of his own:
Obama: n. 1. The pinkish slush that results from the mixture of gauze tents and human flesh when South Asian weddings are drone bombed. 2. President Barack Obama.
Will this become Obama’s ‘Google Problem’? Perhaps, but if Obama keeps on singing Al Green to Al Green and making videos for Betty White, there might not be any room left on Google for anything else. Diabolical.